Junkbox, Episode IVY...

Some assorted jewels.

• My second career will be as a gold farmer.
• The real lyrics to "Louie, Louie" (Shocking!)
• News IQ Test (My score = 12) (Thanks, Mick)
• It's oil, not the remnimbi!
• Keep your distance from her if you're trading futures.
• Synchronizing cows.