Sunday, May 18, 2008

Don't tell me we're falling behind...

As usual, The Onion covers the news other won't touch:
PASADENA, CA—Geneticists at the California Institute of Technology announced Monday that they have developed a tomato with a 31 percent larger price tag than a typical specimen of the vine-ripened fruit. [More startling sciency stuff]
Our biotech scientists know what civilization needs.

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