Really, you don't want to know.
- Emergency underpants. [Insert your wisecrack here]
- The Middle Ages weren't "dark". They were blotto.
- My best childhood memories revolve around model rockets. (I heard that snicker)
- Read it three times, still don't get how biofuels are good for hog producers. Maybe it's an EU thing. (Somebody help me out here - I'm beggin' ya!)
- Speaking of dead pigs: the all-bacon burger. My question is what do they put on top? Shrimp?
- But do they talk like Gabby Hayes?