Incoming

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Not just any element...

So I'm leafing through the junk mail this morning and I find (gasp!) an invitation for a VISA Black Card! OMG!!!

For those who demand only the best of what life has to offer, the Visa Black Card is for you. The Black Card is not just another piece of plastic. Made with carbon, it is the ultimate buying tool. [More]

So carbon is the ultimate now. Forget platinum and titanium and those two new ones to be named later.

Wait - I'm made with carbon!

OMG!!!

2 comments:

Brian in Central IL said...: And the 1% cash back totally will earn you back the $500 annual fee!

I guess if you buy your next combine with the card it would be ok though.; 2:47 PM
Anonymous said...: A new use for a lump of coal; who'd a thunk it?; 8:08 PM

About Incoming

Incoming is a collection of current thoughts on the nature of the profession of farming from the perspective of a farmer/writer (see full bio here).

It will soon become obvious to readers I lean to the middle, specifically toward pragmatic libertarianism: preserving individual liberty and responsibility. Another strong influence is my education as an engineer. Now throw in 45 years as a husband, 41 as father, and 30 as a choir director. Not to mention a life of farming.

As for the humor... what can I say? Stuff just strikes me as funny. A lot of stuff, actually.

The Internet has filled a hole in my life I never knew existed. These posts are brief summaries of what I am finding and how I feel it will affect my (our) world.

The opinions are my very own. It was not easy to think them up, and nobody else can be blamed for them. In fact, most people around me brace themselves when I start typing or open my mouth.

I welcome comments. I am exceptionally difficult to offend, and have learned to try to rectify mistakes or errors in judgment as rapidly as possible. And I have had plenty of practice.

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