Promise not to tell Chip.
Antler Outlet Covers
Behold the Socket Deer! No longer will you need to rest your cellphone or Nintendo DS on the floor while it charges. Now you can cradle it comfortably in these faux antlers sprouting from your electrical socket!
Or, more practically, you now have a place to hang your wallwarts when not charging your portable electronics. (You do unplug your wallwarts when they’re not charging your devices, right?) [More]
You're almost desperate enough now to consider it, aren't you?