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Why I would have died a flaming death in corporate America: marketing campaigns. I try to imagine having a meeting with these people.

Below are some highlights. Warning: We are about to enter the strange arena of marketing, where fictional worlds are conjured up out of whole cloth for the sole purpose of moving goods.
From what I can tell, the intention expressed here is to brush up the image of Hillshire Farm and roll out two new premium brands: "Smith & Smith Fine Meats" and "Flat Iron Ranch." The campaign is "foundational," the one slide declares, "and demonstrates how the new, purposeful Sara Lee will manifest: Modern. Authentic. Simple."

Seriously, if you can't sense a wind change in the meat industry from this, what will it take? It looks to me you're going to have to be able to fake "sustainability" and "humane production" at the very least.