Monday, December 28, 2009

I'm this close...

To a sausage or bacon joke...
Teens who skip breakfast as middle school students tend to have sex at an earlier age than those who start the day with a proper meal, a government-backed Japanese medical researcher said on Friday. [More]
Or maybe Rice Krispies. 

(There's gotta be a usable one-liner somewhere.)

3 comments:

Brian in Central IL said...

Not true, cause if it were high school woulda been waaaaaaaay better

Jay said...

Crazy kids. Can't get their hands on bacon so they chase down the next-best thing.

Ol James said...

What I have to wonder about is...How long do these kids go to school??!!! Middle schoolers at 17-19 yrs old?? also the age range up to 49 y/o..
..wonder what their calender looks like..hmm...time to do some webbin'..