A couple of weeks ago, a crew from Dan Rather Reports came to our farm to ask us about subsidies. Gosh, were they surprised to find a farmer who thinks they are basically a bad idea. So they took most of the day filming and interviewing us.
Wait - it gets worse.
They filmed in HD - not my most flattering medium. I tend to look most attractive in dim light from a distance.
Those of you who have read my stuff for a while will not be surprised by my remarks, but I imagine some will be outraged that I oppose sending money to people like myself.
Here's the weird part - many of those same people are working furiously to make sure I still get the loot!