Why folks move to the country...
A bad neighbor schedule:
6:30 a.m.: Let Tuffy out for barking session.
7:30 a.m.: Test car alarm.
7:55 a.m.: Bring in Tuffy.
8 a.m.: Clean entire backyard, front porch and driveway with leaf blower.
9 a.m.: One-hour aerobics dance workout.
10:30 a.m.: Rev car engine for one hour.
12 p.m.: Tree trimming! [More]
The article is by Steve Martin - one of my favorite comedians. I listened to his autobiography, "Born Standing Up" while commuting. It was illuminating and extremely well-written. The experience was like having him in the car with me telling his story.