Halloween Costume Central...
To help you plan for that All-American pagan holiday Halloween, I will be seeking out costume ideas to amaze and/or terrify friends, family, and innocent strangers.
[More info and ideas where to steal umbrellas here. ]
I like the batwing thing, but the skirt wouldn't work for me.
Now we're talking. Remember, it's like the rule when chopping chili peppers: "Don't rub your eyes!!!" And be very careful in the bathroom.