Oh, what the heck. If you haven't seen it already, here is what happens when your mind goes blank and your mouth isn't told.
I was not going to post this - I genuinely felt sorry for the young woman. But she may be experiencing a William Hung flirtation with fame, which may or may not be a good thing in itself.
But most amazing is the website that fired up immediately to capitalize on this "maps for South Africa" blithering: mapsforus.org
Here's a sample of what you can find there:
The lesson here (if any) is how fast the Internet responds to any cultural stimulus. Don't tell me newspapers have an answer to this.