No wonder I've never met one...
This will come as a shock to you guys out there, but those women we ogle in magazines may not actually exist.
This commercial (caution - slow loader) from Dove proves we've been hoodwinked. Not unlike our industry's depictions of "family farmers", we work pretty hard here in the US to create the perfect image of a product, and less effort on the actual product.
Fool me again, please.