Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The real reason I'm self-employed...

Excerpts from unfortunate resumes:
  • My last employer insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions.
  • My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
  • Completed 11 years of high school.
  • Being in trouble with the law, I moved quite frequently.
  • I want a boss of average height, not too tall, though not strangely small (though I guess I could get used to just about anything given time).
[Even more]

[via mentalfloss]

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