The real problem with corn mazes...

I know I get curmudgeonly at times, but I struggle to appreciate the now ubiquitous corn maze:



I know they are a booming business for those close to large populations, but it still seems like a wanton desecration of perfectly good corn to me.

Some even border on the blasphemous.

Worst of all are the overworked, utterly lame puns and cutesy wordplay on "maze" and "maize" and "corn"

People - they've all been done. Give it a rest.
D'ya ear me?



Julia Child???