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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Unnecessary Christmas carols...

Some MP3 tracks of carols you don't hear over the PA at Walmart.
  • C3PO Christmas
  • Blue Christmas (Porky Pig)
  • Little Drummer Boy (Surfer Version)
  • Little Drummer Boy (Marlene Deitrich)
  • Merry Christmas, Neighbor (Cast of Bonanza)
  • The world’s worst version of Oh Holy Night (Unknown)
Way too many more here.
Posted by John Phipps at 11:47 AM
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John Phipps
Chrisman, Illinois, United States
I am a sixth-generation farmer who hold a degree in Chemical Engineering, a minor in Economics, and served as a nuclear engineer from 1970-75. Jan, Aaron and I farm 2100 acres near Chrisman, IL. Aaron joined our farm operation in 2008. I have written humor and commentary for Farm Journal and Top Producer for 20 years. I was the host of US Farm Report from 2005 to 2014, and now serve as Commentator. I speak often to farm and agribusiness groups on topics from risk analysis to professional development.
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It will soon become obvious to readers I lean to the middle, specifically toward pragmatic libertarianism: preserving individual liberty and responsibility. Another strong influence is my education as an engineer. Now throw in 45 years as a husband, 41 as father, and 30 as a choir director. Not to mention a life of farming.

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